The Fantastic Newsletter #01: Here goes nothing
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Hello esteemed and valued customer! x
The time has come for the enigma that is Cuppers to become a more communicative entity. This means, a better website, informative social media content, and RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, A CUSTOMER NEWSLETTER!
So yes, welcome to the Newsletter. This month’s big news is that we’re doing a Newsletter, more excellent news content below sales prompts...
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Coffee News
We’ve released our first Colombian in a while "La Cristalina". It’s totally brilliant, the best thing we’ve had in ages... Tastes like Kiwi, Pineapple, Golden Rum. We've also dropped a couple of new killer espresso's but we'll highlight them in the next mailer, probably.
Cuppers News
Let’s start this with an intro. Cuppers is a team of occasionally likeminded individuals comprised of 3 directors, one Callum, and half a Jake. Thomas is the numbers. Harley is the palette and the brains. Jasper (myself), well I do stuff like this, completely intangible “growth” and “vibe” stuff. Callum does all the labour, he needs a pay rise pretty soon. Jake sort of works for us, he’s lovely, we’ll find a proper role for him when the time is right. We are all trying our best, it feels good mostly.
World News
We don’t like Rishi, or any other powerful millionaires really, but particularly young conservative ones. He has though, done us a solid by knocking Liz Truss off the shitstool that is Tory premiership and bumping the pound up a few pennies. On a global scale everything is still totally messed up, the commodity price of coffee just fell through the floor after hitting a record high... this means that farmers all over the world have no idea what they are gonna be able to sell their coffee for at the end of the year. We’re gonna start a blog pretty soon, so keep an eye out for that, too much doom for the newsletter.
Well done, you've made it to the end of the newsletter, and better yet you've made it through the week! Have lovely weekend, don't forget to feed the cat.
